Alexis Ren
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How does she manage to juxtapose overly sensual movement for the camera with a goofy, “I’m so cute and relatable” voiceover? And THEN just hit us with a fake deep spurt of “connecting to your higher consciousness” and “look at me trying to connect to the mind with (contorting my back to make my ass and boobs look huge, wait no) yoga”? Girl pick a struggle.
Pretty sure her stream-of-consciousness-y voiceover will narrate my future nightmares.
Looking unbelievably stumpy. How does her photoshop fool anyone
I think it's more so the angle. She has quite a big upper body with wide shoulders, a big bust and a broad chest, which gives her that V-shape that makes her waist look smaller in comparison. I think her waist was 58cm/23 inches when she was at her thinnest, which is not that small so it most likely has a lot to do with proportions.
No way... her waist looks very weird in this picture, there's also a photoshop mistake on the left side of her waist if you look closley
I don’t think there is anything special about her face at all it’s just meh. Tbh the only thing enticing about her is her waist and as we’ve already stated that is almost most definitely not even real so there ain’t nothin left. (The fake deep “relatable n quirky” YouTube video is just another minus it was like she tried so hard but it ended up having the opposite effect???)
She really knows how to pose...
Her BMI is probably around 20 now, what do you guys think?
Jesus, plus this one… the underarm fat has me barely short of nauseous. Add the circa 2016 Kylie Jenner challenge lips & you have yourself a nightmare made manifest.
An old complaint, because I wasn't going to bump this trainwreck if I didn't have to, but I the Chainsmokers lyric video came on a playlist as I was half-paying attention a few months back. Every time I looked down it was a crotch shot of some basic girl doing basic shit like standing around having a crotch. My first thought when I see stuff like that is always to cringe and wonder what family dinners look like for the girl, but then I realized it was Alexis, who dry-humps sand on Instagram for a living, and this is tame.
This soul right here is charging people 44$ a month for her at home workout plan. Now, everyone is free to do whatever they want with their money but this girl isn’t a personal trainer, neither a fitness mogul. I found it really insulting that she has found a way to make money during this really difficult period of time, knowing that young girls who looks at her photoshopped Instagram pictures will waste their money and time to look like her. Meanwhile my certified pilates trainer is giving free classes on Zoom. That says it all.