I'm sorry, but she reminds me of Michael Jackson.
I too also suffer from overly muscular calf syndrome.
Knew a farmer, once, who got his cattle into bodybuilding. Some months later, they was buff, burly and ripped. Of course, the true flesh of their labours came with culling season, as he sliced and sluiced that sinewy livestock into steak, slurry and chops. They were leanest, toughest but most appetising cuts I ever tasted.
Nowadays, year-after-year, I can't wait to get my mouth around his hard, juicy meat.
Are you coming on to her?
Merely reminiscing, dear. When I read Brunette Princesses’ post, I got all misty bushed, I must confess.