Hailee Lautenbach

[longlegz]

In fact, she’s the best example of reverse inspiration in general.

Exactly my thoughts.

I find it amusing that she mocked Kate Upton and now she (imo) looks so much worse.

You know how bad it is when Upton looks better than you.

 

[Tinyportia]

Am loving some of the throw-backs to old quotes from Hailee that have recently been posted on this thread (here, here, here and here). I am bored (and trying to avoid eating atm - something Hailee needs to learn to do) and thought I'd contribute some of my own:

On nudes:

Nude photos-that was from a test shoot, with a girl photographer. The fact that it was a girl made me feel more lenient, it was a lax shoot, so i did photos that i wouldnt normally do, and had her promise not to post them. I dont know what happened there. i would REALLY appreciate if the poster would delete them. I really would. I DID turn down terry richardson booking, (absolutely pissing off the agency), DID turn down the cover of treats with robin thick (again...oops) so to have a stupid nude test be circulating the internet SUCKS. They come up on the first page of my google, linked from SG. I have random aunts in random places texting me the photos and saying how disapointed they are. Thats a sucky feeling after having denied HUGE nude jobs just to have a test out there. So please, if the poster of them sees this...please delete that post. I am working on having the photog remove them.

On other models (or "models"):

GOD. as much as I hate the "fake model" girls who shoot with the bottom feeder "photographers" that can't get agency girls, it's the commenters that make me lose faith in humanity and want to burn a small house down. "OMG best model ever you will go far" "you are so beautiful blah blah blah" like don't encourage these girls. Do these people not notice the over photoshop?! how the face looks like plastic?! how there is a shitty internet editing site made vignette?!? Which brings me to that meme..."oh, you're a model? Whose your agency...Instagram?"

ok wait i just found {Kate Upton's} measurements on IMG and they are a total joke...
34C (um i'm a D and her boobs are wayyyy bigger than mine)
25waist (jokeee)
35.5 hips (aka 50 lol)

i think seeing all the flesh, fat and cellulite without the aid of photoshop is really just showing WHY fashion shows use the thin girls...GROSS.

On dressing for your shape:

HOLY SHIT!!! boobs that size are not meant for that top! thats for cute and perky A/B-cups! MY EYES! so much flesh!

On her approach to modelling:

The time she started a thread called "Models, do you ever gain weight because you are told to lose it?".

 

[Tinyportia]

Am loving some of the throw-backs to old quotes from Hailee that have recently been posted on this thread (here, here, here and here). I am bored (and trying to avoid eating atm - something Hailee needs to learn to do) and thought I'd contribute some of my own:

On nudes:




On other models (or "models"):








On dressing for your shape:




On her approach to modelling:

The time she started a thread called "Models, do you ever gain weight because you are told to lose it?".

Sorry for the double post, but I just checked her Instagram and she’s bragging about how she’s landed a Playboy shoot:



I thought she said she would never do Playboy? Hahaha

As for the porno comments, precisely the reason I denied playboy shot by Terry Richardson, and the cover of treats with robin thicke. That is not the route I want to go down.

I guess Playboy is a step up from OnlyFans?

 

[FashionThin]

you guys, she's famous!

 

[Tinyportia]

Hailee, after learning that OnlyFans will be banning sexually explicit content:

 

[FashionThin]

Is this our favorite civilian? It looks a lot like her. "Bones"? Ironic

 

[Rhianna]

Is this our favorite civilian? It looks a lot like her. "Bones"? Ironic

This is embarrassing for her and she also looks about 40 years old here?

 

[Tinyportia]

Is this our favorite civilian? It looks a lot like her. "Bones"? Ironic

I thought for a second it was her too. Though you can tell by the voice that it’s not Hailee - this girl’s voice is annoying yes, but it doesn’t want to make me hurl myself of a bridge the way Hailee’s does!

 

[FashionThin]

While we're on the subject of skanks...

Paris Hilton's ex-fiancé Chris Zylka reportedly gets engaged again

Paris Hilton's ex-fiancé Chris Zylka is reportedly engaged to his latest girlfriend Hailee Lautenbach, popping the question on the side of the road with no ring.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ZeroDiet]

While we're on the subject of skanks...

Paris Hilton's ex-fiancé Chris Zylka reportedly gets engaged again

Paris Hilton's ex-fiancé Chris Zylka is reportedly engaged to his latest girlfriend Hailee Lautenbach, popping the question on the side of the road with no ring.

www.dailymail.co.uk

You know you have quite the catch when your own family is offering up your grandmother’s ring, because he proposed spur of the moment ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD with no ring.

 

[FashionThin]

You know you have quite the catch when your own family is offering up your grandmother’s ring, because he proposed spur of the moment ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD with no ring.

From what I heard he did the same thing to Paris when he proposed to her. He didn't have a ring and she was embarrassed about it so she got her own. Then he tried to take it when they broke up. Real winner for sure. GL Hailee!

 

[ZeroDiet]

From what I heard he did the same thing to Paris when he proposed to her. He didn't have a ring and she was embarrassed about it so she got her own. Then he tried to take it when they broke up. Real winner for sure. GL Hailee!

Well it could have been worse. At least he didn’t try to keep and then propose with Paris’ ring!