Oh my god. I can't take it anymore, on this forum, I keep on discovering that all my teeanage/child role models and inspirations became fat.
I met a forumite from a bygone board
Who said: "Two thin and fleshless legs with tone
Load in the topic. Near them on the screen,
Half 'shopped, a hotlinked candid lies, whose frown
And perfect pout and leer of chill disdain
Tell that its poster well those hashtags read
Which yet are saved, stamped on these model means,
The keys that praised them and the fat that fled.
And on the signature these words appear:
'My name is Skinnymandias, Queen of Lean:
Look on my bones, ye flabby, and despair!'
Muffin mass remains. Round wretched rolls
Of that colossal cow, bloated and blobbed,
The lone and lanky lass gains fragile goals".