Kendall Jenner

Sorry to bump this thread, but her recent Michael Kors campaign is...interesting.



I don't understand how she's 26 but looks the same age as her 40+ year old sisters, or how she manages to fail at posing this bad.

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cherrybaby said:
Sorry to bump this thread, but her recent Michael Kors campaign is...interesting.



I don't understand how she's 26 but looks the same age as her 40+ year old sisters, or how she manages to fail at posing this bad.

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What is this and what the fuck is going on with her foot

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This kinda belongs in funny things I saw today
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Pardon my vulgar language and trivial input, but she's so fucking ugly and bland.
 
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cherrybaby said:
Sorry to bump this thread, but her recent Michael Kors campaign is...interesting.



I don't understand how she's 26 but looks the same age as her 40+ year old sisters, or how she manages to fail at posing this bad.

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She models as if she’s a toddler being told how to pose. I absolutely agree she looks old as hell. I know the Kardashian/Jenner family is pumped up with plastic but if this is really their genetics in play here, that’s just so disappointing.
 
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I thought the Michael Kors campaign couldn't get worse, but it did. She looks ten years older than she is and her arms look like they came out of my nightmares. Thankfully her thunder thighs are covered at least.

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How did this jewelry campaign picture ever make it into the public eye?

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At least her weird, short arm gave me a good laugh today.

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Skinnybubbly said:
Either she’s just SO bad that this was the only good picture of many or every photographer/designer secretly hates her and purposely chooses the worst ones
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I’ve often wondered this. How can she still be so god damn hopeless at modelling after all these years? Is it all due to lack of trying? She’s done enough photoshoots, without actually trying she should have improved even a little bit? I know a good photographer can often “save” a photo, and whilst there are obviously limits to this (the photographer can only do so much), it really does appear that photographers are purposely trying to make Kendall look bad. You’d think after so many years someone would have produced one photo of Kendall where she doesn’t look like a dead fish.

Speaking more generally now, do you think some people just have naturally expressionless faces that no matter how hard everyone involved in the photoshoot tries, the person’s face always photographs dead? If anyone here has ever tried to take a photo of a black dog using their phone, you’ll know that they are notoriously difficult to photograph. In (phone) photos they often look like shapeless black blobs. I wonder if there’s an equivalent explanation for humans lol. @FashionThin keen to hear your thoughts here. Have you experienced this with a model?

To be clear, I’m not making excuses for Kendall in the slightest. We all know she’s a lazy bitch who doesn’t take modelling seriously and clearly doesn’t try. But I’ve seen ugly fat lawyers with more expression in their LinkedIn/website photos than all of Kendall’s photos.
 
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She looks so doughy, not even all the professional editing she pays for could hide how huge her thighs are
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And now for joke of the century
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Hailey is still somehow able to look bigger than Kendall 🤮
 
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Okay, I know people have been saying it, others dismissing it, and the rest of us are simply bewildered- but yet another recent photo where her proportions look bizarre/she’s looking wider than usual, even given the pose
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liquoricesage said:
Okay, I know people have been saying it, others dismissing it, and the rest of us are simply bewildered- but yet another recent photo where her proportions look bizarre/she’s looking wider than usual, even given the pose
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Absolutely confusing proportions aside, how does she always manage to have zero emotion in her face in every single photo… She’s been in the industry for far too long to still be looking so robotic. Seriously, her management or every photographer must have a vendetta against her.
 
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muglerbaby said:
Honestly, she doesn't even look like she's gained here - she looks just as flabby and untoned as she always does. How she managed to land a campaign for an athleisure brand despite looking like she hasn't stepped foot in a gym in months I will never understand.
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Your observation is very interesting, and I definitely agree with what you said. I would also like to throw in my two cents, and I hope that my comment is relevant to the discussion.

Kendall is perceived as a fashion icon, or even as a supermodel, by many ignorant and uneducated people (particularly the younger age groups) with no prior knowledge of the world of true, authentic fashion. She has a very large presence on social media sites, and her physique is praised by a lot of teenage girls, who would buy anything she wears in a heartbeat. There are pages on Instagram that document what brands Kendall is wearing from looking at her candids.

The mind of the average consumer is focused on the popularity of the product, and not necessarily on its quality. Since Kendall has an established cult following (yuck!), anything she promotes becomes profitable --- even if the product itself is garbage. As a brand, how can you not profit from the stupidity of the Gen Z? It is very easy to hire a nepotism model for a campaign, cash in, and call it a day.

Kendall is a pathetic, try-hard influencer/wannabe model, who desperately wants to prove that her family didn't hand her a career on a platter. She is mediocre at best, has drumsticks for legs, and her bland, expressionless face never fails to disappoint.
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I am bringing this old gem back on the thread: Kendall Jenner (I love to hate on her if you didn't already know) wore this dress to her friend's wedding.
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Two major things are wrong with the picture above. First of all, obviously Kendall's atrocious outfit choice, which speaks volumes of her questionable character. Second of all, Hailey's stomach (or should I say belly) buldge, clearly accentuated by the sequin dress she's wearing. Is she bloated or just fat? Probably just fat.
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If someone, especially one of my bridesmaids, would come in this dress, they would be scalped, slapped around and banished from the city. Enough said.
As a side note, Bella was right for crying about not having a stylist. I think she also knows, deep down in her heart, that she desperately needs one.
 
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