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Dec 8, 2012
This is worth a creating a poll:
This is worth a creating a poll:
Which part of Miley would you rather kill than have?
1. Bad mannish hair cut gone even worse
2. Over-exposed-and-starting-to-sag-tits
3. Flabby muffin top
4. Hip/thigh area (need I say more?)
5. Super (sized) calves
AHHH it's godzilla
This is worth a creating a poll:
Which part of Miley would you rather kill than have?
1. Bad mannish hair cut gone even worse
2. Over-exposed-and-starting-to-sag-tits
3. Flabby muffin top
4. Hip/thigh area (need I say more?)
5. Super (sized) calves
These pictures are SO HORRIFYING. Miley! What are you DOING? You looked so great when you were skinny I don't mind the hair, really, but the short blond bob was way cuter. Not to mention she was a lot thinner then. So sad.
She also doesn't know how to dress at all, apparently...
That's actually an apt comparison; methinks many of us will remember that slender period in 1998 when everyone's favourite atomic lizard lost a walloping wodge of weight and totally transformed his public image, only to falter and fatten foolishly soon after.
I mean:
Slim, sleek, sexy.
Now look at him:
The parallels curdle my cranium.
Did I mention that I love you?