what happened to "gluten is crap", miley?
No it's okay. Pizza is a vegetable, remember?
No it's okay. Pizza is a vegetable, remember?
OH-KAY
She's never faked anything? She means aside from her whole current try-hard look, gluten intolerance, her fake-ass squeaky clean image for Disney a few years back et cetera... ? Oh, I see, it being Cosmo it's probably a sexual innuendo - in which case she might not have had to fake anything, but I'd be willing to bet Liam has to quite often
Especially recently...
Oh, I see, it being Cosmo it's probably a sexual innuendo - in which case she might not have had to fake anything, but I'd be willing to bet Liam has to quite often
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pattymatty
Guest
I wouldn't mind having Miley's hour glass figure, but about ten to twenty pounds lighter would be better.
Yuckkk!!! Can't she actually FEEL that half of her short is lost between her but crack!??
Still no bra in sight.
Grosssss.. Gosh she just tries way to hard. Those boots? I mean Ok Miley we get it, YOUR SOOO BADASS.....
T
Thuringwethyl
Guest
Yuckkk!!! Can't she actually FEEL that half of her short is lost between her but crack!??
Still no bra in sight.
GAH! Miley, STOP SLOUCHING!!! You look like your neck is telescoping into your chest....
*curls up and whimpers in frustration*
Upon encountering such a mess, I think the best response would be...
Just in case being a train-wreck is infectious
Well done Miley, you have just refuted the age old claim that vertical stripes are supposed to make you look thinner *Clap*Clap*
And also, I don't know if there's a market for a Clown Stripper (as opposed to the traditional French Maid/Female Cop etc ensemble) - but if there is, Miley has it MADE!
L