Miley Cyrus

If this is her "skinny" now then I would love her mirror.
Another 10lbs and a new hairdresser and maybe there would be hope.
A stylist without visual impairment would probably help too.... unless said stylist was as amused as I am by that white top up above giving her rugby players shoulders.
 
Okay Miley, we get it.... you are no longer a Disney role model. I really think everyone gets it now.

Anyone else think she's a "Lindsay Lohan in-training?"
 
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I do not understand that blue dragon/skirt outfit.. at all...

BUTTTT I do like her abs. Defined but not too muscular. She has a pretty good body now.
 
She has a pretty good body now.

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Oh miley. Have you learned nothing? Low sodium soup, butternut squash soup, asparagus, carrots - fine.
But that granola, although GF, has a ton of calories. Bolognese pasta sauce? Feta stuffed salmon? Penne Arrabiata (I'm assuming a ready meal..)? Stuffed ravioli? And yet another ready meal? :wtf: :facepalm:

You have all the resources to afford fresh, organic produce. You could cook your own low-cal versions of all these meals. Although, please do us a favour and skip the pasta entirely...
 
Oh miley. Have you learned nothing? Low sodium soup, butternut squash soup, asparagus, carrots - fine.
But that granola, although GF, has a ton of calories. Bolognese pasta sauce? Feta stuffed salmon? Penne Arrabiata (I'm assuming a ready meal..)? Stuffed ravioli? And yet another ready meal? :wtf: :facepalm:

You have all the resources to afford fresh, organic produce. You could cook your own low-cal versions of all these meals. Although, please do us a favour and skip the pasta entirely...

I was going to protest and then remembered the ridiculous amount of money she has, haha! With that much I'd be eating all the right foods..... Currently with about 70 dollars for two weeks of groceries, eating the healthy meals I want is near impossible. I go to whole foods and leave with only about five days worth. Bright side- easy to under eat when you're out of food :p
 
No mattet how skimny she gets, she will always be in my "ugly" list for the sole reason that she has a very short neck. I will never get over it.


I wonder if her neck would look any more near normal length if she would just quit that shrugging! Hideous habit.

Oh the outfits...As if fame through vulgar music wasn't enough she needed another mode of demanding attention through garish garb. Blech! She looks like an even greater freakshow inside of a grocery story like an alien crossing pedestrian territory.