Taylor Swift

[Ellie]

Content warning: excessive nostalgia, uninsightful musing over a decades-old song

RIP Baby Tswift, who stole my heart with curly locks and 34,729 countryish songs about unrequited love. Back to December was the last thing I unironically liked. She actually had talent and she's shitting it away on this faux-rap shit.

A little-known song I used to like, from ten years ago (fuck am I old now?). Ironic lyrics, looking back. The song never got big enough for anyone to give a shit about its subject, and I think we all assumed back then she was writing about a boy, but I'm starting to wonder if maybe the song's actually about the music industry (the way Eric Church's "Give Me Back My Hometown" is apparently about country music being overtaken by pop stars with twang). "Literally I will be anything you want to be famous.."

Eh, who knows, it could've been about a boy too.

 

[vanitas]

I know these rumors have been squashed repeatedly, but are we SURE she isn't pregnant? She has the mommy jowls. I know that sounds harsh, but they go away, and I haven't seen someone who isn't pregnant gain weight on their lower face like that before. I've clocked about 3 actresses that were pregnant on tv before they announced it by noticing the facial weight gain. Is anyone else seeing this?? It's really bugging me.

Could be, but I just realised I've always assumed she had the same reproductive system as a barbie doll and I'm not sure that would help anyone get pregnant

 

[Ange]

Could be, but I just realised I've always assumed she had the same reproductive system as a barbie doll and I'm not sure that would help anyone get pregnant

Funny! I always assume the goodie-goodies are up to something extra crazy in private. Not like I’d judge her for that.

 

[ghost]

She is the opposite of delicate

 

[ecarlate]

She is the opposite of delicate

God, I hate this so much. It's so contrived and "quirky" and they're trying hard to make the dancing look bad and silly in a fun and cute way but it just looks... bad. I get that the message was "be yourself and dance like no one is watching," but they could've pushed that point across in a far less literal way. Or maybe they couldn't have and that's why it's so awful.

 

[nicole120]

She is the opposite of delicate

How I felt while watching this video:

 

[gracilis]

She is the opposite of delicate

...30 seconds in and her upper arms literally jiggled. I couldn't make it through. Skipping ahead thereafter I just couldn't not notice her arm jiggle, moving of it's own accord, or squishing up when her hands were at her sides like how thighs expand on a table, except it was tricep flab expanding to a torso. Also as @ecarlate pointed out the dancing is one long cringe.

Back to the Models threads for me. I need eyebleach.

 

[marieebo]

How I felt while watching this video:
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I am happy Hillary Clinton is back in the game

 

[FrançoiseEllyn]

Also this is completely ripped off from Spike Jonze’s Kenzo commercial.

 

[elle_w00ds]

Also this is completely ripped off from Spike Jonze’s Kenzo commercial.

Which is ironic given her own habit of trademarking pretty much everything.

 

[Delirium]

How I felt while watching this video:
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Somebody thinks she's Maddy Ziegler..

 

[vie]

She is the opposite of delicate

If anyone has seen Black Mirror, Taylor reminds me of a blond Bryce Dallas Howard in Nosedive, with those bangs and those arms ... not a compliment

 

[art hoe]

I'm usually empathetic when celebrities complain about the horrors fame has wrought on their everyday lives, but in her case it feels like an ingenuine ploy to play the victim yet again.

 

[Intrinsicality]

Christopher Walken did it best.

Also. The dress looks matronly on her.

 

[elle_w00ds]

Also. The dress looks matronly on her.

I was too focused on those poor Louboutins to take notice. (Really though, there really is no better way to accentuate your clunkiness than a stiletto heel.)

 

[bingeonvogue]

there really is no better way to accentuate your clunkiness than a stiletto heel

^^^^^^^^

+ leather are such a huge inducement for me not to slip up because they look so horrendous on non skinnies

 

[modelmuch]

This thumbnail KILLED me. So savage

 

[scotchandrhinestones]

This thumbnail KILLED me. So savage

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Oh, man, I used to love her; this era makes me so sad.

 

[modelmuch]

Oh, man, I used to love her; this era makes me so sad.

I agree, Blank Space Taylor was peak Taylor.

 

[scotchandrhinestones]

I agree, Blank Space Taylor was peak Taylor.

I'm clinging to Getaway Car. It's the most 1989 song on reputation and I love it. The imaginary music video that accompanies it in my head is sleek 1989 Taylor in a thrilling, fancy 1930s elite gangster movie.

Sigh.