first chanel iman, now her
antelope, as an awesome US resident, you need to locate Miss Saldana and hence discharge some sterling Sense Talk:
------------------------------------------------------------------------
antelope: Last
Chat we posted many things. You said I was to do the starving for both of us. Well, I've lost a lot of weight since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you're getting on that treadmill with
The VIPs where you belong.
Zoe: But,
ante, no, I...I...
antelope: Now, you've gotta listen to me! You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you left this forum? Nine chances out of ten, you'd fast wind up at some flaccid fatty fast food joint on your fifth consecutive round of
Happy Meals. Isn't that true,
SG?
Skinny Gurl: I'm afraid Major Upton would insist.
Zoe: You're saying this only to make me lose.
antelope: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you’re a
Good Gurl. You were part of our thinspo folder, the thing that keeps us members slimming. If that waistband swells too thick and you're not guilty, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your posting history.
Zoe: But what about Chanel?
antelope: We'll always have Thandie. Look, we used to have excess meat, we, we lost it once you came to
Skinny Gossip. You'll slim down next update.
Zoe: When I said respecting your body was important...
antelope: You'll get your figure back. But I've got a credo to live by. Where I'm going, some will flame me. What I've got to do, humungous heifers, wobbling whales and porcine punks can't be any part of.
Zoe, I'm no good at capitalisation, but it doesn't take many thread searches to see that the esteem of greasy, ghoulish gluttons don't amount to a hill of low cal beans on this crazy board. Someday you'll understand that.
[Zoe starts to cry] Now, now...here's posting at you, kid.