Hailee Lautenbach

dauphin said:
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Her waist is now officially listed as 26'' (66 cm), hips 36.5'' (93 cm). So huge and I don't even believe that. Positively plus-size territory.
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Well, by the looks of it, her hips are a good 38" to me, they are huge...:disgusted: And I don't buy 26" either.
 
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Keira said:
Well, by the looks of it, her hips are a good 38" to me, they are huge...:disgusted: And I don't buy 26" either.
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Nooo 38" is way too small for those lard deposits- minimum 42" (provided the measuring tape is wrapped very tightly round there)
 
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dauphin said:
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Her waist is now officially listed as 26'' (66 cm), hips 36.5'' (93 cm). So huge and I don't even believe that. Positively plus-size territory.
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Is nobody going to mention how old she looks? She's in her early 20s but she looks like she's 35 year old who just had a kid with that body and face. She needs to get it together if she wants to keep modeling...
 
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happyending said:
Is nobody going to mention how old she looks? She's in her early 20s but she looks like she's 35 year old who just had a kid with that body and face. She needs to get it together if she wants to keep modeling...
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Is this even modelling anymore? Looks to me that these are just vanity shoots sponsored by well-meaning kind friends or dad's money?
 
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happyending said:
She needs to get it together if she wants to keep modeling...
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She's not gonna keep modeling because she never *started* modeling. This is a girl who had a chance at something she thought was her dream, and decided in the end she didn't want to have to work for it.
What her career path should be is more along the lines of Real Housewife. Easy money, glamourous, high drama, lots of attention and people calling her pretty. That's really what she's after in life.
 
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Ellie said:
I mean, who knows how much thigh might have been photoshopped out...but I give her credit for what appears to be an improvement.

Compared to this: https://instagram.com/p/7JxcOGM70Y/?taken-by=haileebobailee
https://instagram.com/p/66NWrRs7_C/?taken-by=haileebobailee

Does she still hang around here anymore?
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Hmm....the newest set of pics seem to be from a week ago. The older pics are from a month ago.
I'd say it's possible she lost that amount of weight within a month.
 
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I think the upper thighs are heavily retouched.

If they aren't: Hailee, and I know you will read this: whatever you're doing lately please stop bc I don't want to have to start taking back all the shit I said about you. Although I'm enough of a person to give credit where it's due - IF it's due.

Jailbait said:
Nothing says "my dad pays Next to keep my portfolio up" more than this.
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Meh... if NEXT LA is doing that, it's the first I have ever heard of it. I seriously doubt it. Others who know more about LA market can correct me, no way can I think NEXT would risk their rep like that. I bet they dropped her with an open ended thing like "if things change we'll reconsider" and maybe she got her shit together.

No One said:
http://www.nextmanagement.com/los-angeles/profile/hailee-lautenbach
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Those juggs though:

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OMFG I can't even. Altho there are a lot of LA and Miami clients that love a big rack.
 
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FrançoiseEllyn said:
@FashionThin for the porn or fashion industry?
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IF IF IF

As much as I would love to keep being a bitch about Hailee and say porn, IF she is really honestly getting her shit together and IF she gets her head on straight and IF she learns to pose and model and IF she fixed her attitude and IF she is really tightening her body up like it looked like in that digital... IF IF IF.. then I could see her doing well in commercial fashion. Not high fashion, we will never see her at NYFW opening Versace, but yes lifestyle and commercial. It's not hard to tape down those big udders for the non-sexy jobs.

Actually doubt she'd even be good at porn.
 
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FashionThin said:
IF IF IF

As much as I would love to keep being a bitch about Hailee and say porn, IF she is really honestly getting her shit together and IF she gets her head on straight and IF she learns to pose and model and IF she fixed her attitude and IF she is really tightening her body up like it looked like in that digital... IF IF IF.. then I could see her doing well in commercial fashion. Not high fashion, we will never see her at NYFW opening Versace, but yes lifestyle and commercial. It's not hard to tape down those big udders for the non-sexy jobs.

Actually doubt she'd even be good at porn.
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Okay I'm with you on this. Attitude number one killa, but from her Instagram she's not seeming so conceited anymore.

But those boobs aren't gonna help. Well, they might in other ways.
 
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I think the upper thighs are heavily retouched.

If they aren't: Hailee, and I know you will read this: whatever you're doing lately please stop bc I don't want to have to start taking back all the shit I said about you. Although I'm enough of a person to give credit where it's due - IF it's due.
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I highly doubt that will ever happen. This girl has a track record of "losing" weight then gaining it back in record speed...plus more. Whatever she's doing now, I'm betting you it won't last. She looks better than before, but still not good. Plus it's not like she even looked good before - wait, I take that back. She looked decent for a plus sized girl. :twisted: There are also a lot of LA-type commercial models that are lighter, "tighter" and seem more mature/professional/serious about their work. Basically I'm not holding my breath for this one.

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Actually doubt she'd even be good at porn.
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Agreed, her "online persona" (real life personality??) is just so OTT and irritating. It's like the opposite of girlnah with her ridiculous woe-is-me shtick. This girl is all, my-life-is-so-great-look-at-me-look-at-me-look-at-me. :rolleyes:
 
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ZeroDiet said:
Agreed, her "online persona" (real life personality??) is just so OTT and irritating. It's like the opposite of girlnah with her ridiculous woe-is-me shtick. This girl is all, my-life-is-so-great-look-at-me-look-at-me-look-at-me. :rolleyes:
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I feel like the Instagram handle "Haileebobailee" pretty much says it all. It's the sort of thing a 12 year old girl might have painstakingly settled upon as her MSN name in 2002.
 
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