Lana Del Rey
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I feel ashame to say that every week I google "Lana del Rey daily mail" to see her current situation and read the comments lol
I love how they write stuff like "Lana Del Rey show her sexy figure while eating a burguer" knowing that people are going to call her fat
I also think it's hilarious how all these reporters for these publications keep on clinging to her "60's-esque style icon" reputation by every last thread, and so they continuously stretch for ways to say that she's being "trendy", "stylish" or "fashionable", à la...
Last I recall, checked flannel hasn't been heavily attractive or chic since the 1990's, and it was my understanding that Lana's persona is (or was) known to be a callback to the 1960's... maybe we could owe the weight gain to an overall change of aesthetic? Yet, then again, that would draw the question of which one came first: the chicken, or the egg. As for talking about the black running shoes as if they're a haute trend... just why?
I'd like to suggest a rule of thumb for these pseudo-reporters who are tasked with tracking Lana's street style updates, if they're reading this: if it looks like a fat chick who can't fit into her old clothes and talks like a fat chick who can't fit into her old clothes, it could only be one thing: a fat chick who can't fit into her old clothes. No need to keep straining for ways to pretend that she's even remotely inspirational anymore.
Lesbians and hipsters everywhere are mortally offended by this incendiary statement.
Lol enough with the pandemic/lockdown excuse. If anything, losing weight is so much easier now like seriously!!! Not going out - meaning healthier eating habits, cooking at home, not crazy drinking. Time to workout almost everyday. If only people learnt to take care of themselves, instead of eating crap in their beds
I’m not seeing the “twist of irony” here?
The order in which the threads were updated amused me (Reverse thinspiration: Lana Del Rey).
Photos of Lana from yesterday and last week.
The fan isn’t even wearing her mask properly and Lana seems to have forgotten hers at home.
The fan isn’t even wearing her mask properly and Lana seems to have forgotten hers at home.
Given how much weight she seems to have gained, Lana’s mask probably doesn’t even fit her anymore....
This short and sweet comment
This short and sweet comment under another recent article on her is a personal favourite.
She better be sure to hold that bannister on the way down. Girl needs Life Alert.
Unrelated to her appearance but did she design this album cover with 2000 Microsoft Word Art?
Apparently this is her new aesthetic...
No more 50s and 60s, now she is all about 2007-2008 (I hate this trend and I don't understand why some many people, including the Hadids, are trying to bring back some hideous fashion pieces from this era).
Is it her aesthetic? Or is it incompetence? I would love to read / hear her talk about that if you’re referring to something specific she said! Because it genuinely doesn’t seem like it’s being done with artistic intention or a hint of camp.Apparently this is her new aesthetic...
No more 50s and 60s, now she is all about 2007-2008 (I hate this trend and I don't understand why some many people, including the Hadids, are trying to bring back some hideous fashion pieces from this era).
Y2K is big with younger millennials and Gen Z but I haven’t seen a mid-2000s revival. That being said, Y2K is a sort of amalgamation of 1995-2008 fashion. But it’s hard to call these amateurish album covers “internetcore” or “cyberaesthetic” or “Y2K” when she looks like she’s LARPing as a 1965 divorcée.
From a couple of days ago.
At least she's covering up her jiggly cellulite ridden thighs under some baggy jeans. But WTF is going on with her face? How is she only 35 years old??
At least she's covering up her jiggly cellulite ridden thighs under some baggy jeans. But WTF is going on with her face? How is she only 35 years old??
Wtf, I thought she was WAY older than 35! She’s aged so badly. Just for a fun case study (and also for eye bleach), Vlada and Sasha looking radiant as ever at 34 and 36 respectively:
Living proof that looking after your body when you’re young will reap results in the end!
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For another fun case study, Jennifer Connelly who at, fifty years old, looks more youthful than Lana. Hard to believe there's 15 years age difference between them...