Lana Del Rey

Honestly hardly related in an SGF way but I couldn’t resist posting this because it’s hilarious the way it mocks her
 
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Recent pics of Lana. Her body in particular is aging very quickly, between the neck, upper torso, and arms. It doesn’t seem like she tries to protect her skin very well. It’s a pity she’s let herself go so much, and I wonder if there are other (health?) factors contributing to the rapid weight gain.
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I really hope she's okay mentally. When it comes to weight gain this fast, especially when she had maintained at a significantly lower weight for years, one can only imagine that she's going through an extreme amount of mental turmoil.
My friend had showed me this exact photo earlier and I didn't even recognize her. She's only 36, she really has no reason for her weight to be spiraling like this. She used to be so beautiful, too...
 
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:superpuke:Oh wow. She genuinely seems like she’s past the point of return now….she’s just totally given up. Not like she was ever skinny but come on!
 
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:superpuke:Oh wow. She genuinely seems like she’s past the point of return now….she’s just totally given up. Not like she was ever skinny but come on!
Square neck green dress on an overweight woman? I've seen that somewhere...
I guess Lana's years start coming and they don't stop coming.
Ah right, I remember. Her:
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Song lyrics on her new album:

'Cause my body is my temple, my heart is one too
The only thing that still fits me is this black bathing suit'

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Pap photos (source says October 6). She looks like she is not put together at all. Deodorant stain on shirt and white stains on each side of her thighs :facepalm: . If you are a celebrity and are aware that you will be photographed when out, wouldn’t you at least try to appear to be clean?
 

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Oh my god my jaw dropped at the images on this last page. I realize she's never been all that skinny but surely she must realize that being this size simply does not work at all with her musical image?



An obese trashy suburban fatty singing Lolita-esque lyrics is so tragically pathetic. :nervous:



Took the "will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful" and really decided to test it I guess.
 
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Pap photos (source says October 6). She looks like she is not put together at all. Deodorant stain on shirt and white stains on each side of her thighs :facepalm: . If you are a celebrity and are aware that you will be photographed when out, wouldn’t you at least try to appear to be clean?

To be fair, she showed up to a wedding looking like this…I mean, what the actual fuck?

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I know it’s not adding much to the discussion, but I feel compelled to point out just how incredibly trashy her whole look is. That dress is hideous, the boots look like she picked them out of a trash can and the bomber clashes against every single part of the outfit (at least it prevents us from seeing her arms!). That added to her fatness and it makes it all look even trashier… How did she manage to ruin her image like this? She looks like she shouldn’t even be allowed to listen to her old music.
 
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I mean, the dress is literally from Shein. Can’t get any trashier than that

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I was literally raging at my boyfriend about this yesterday 😂 shoving my phone under his face going "look at this dress, look at how it rides up her thighs, this is literally a £3 dress, why??" The woman is worth $30 million and she goes out like this. She's so disproportionate as well, her boobs are small and floppy whilst she has this extended round gut and thighs of a javelin thrower, I will never understand why so many people refuse to dress for their bodies. Especially someone who has had the luxury of entire teams for 10 years helping them look as beautiful as LDR used to. She either didn't learn anything, or she's actively trashing her image or, she's had a breakdown. I can't work out which, I just watch open mouthed as she unveils the next monstrosity.

Also, her hair....It's 50 shades of brown, black, red, it looks like when I box dyed my hair at 15 and the colour started to wash out.

The third photo......

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i adore her music, and i have since her first album came out, but even die hard lana fans can’t deny this is… rough
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it’s been said a thousand times- she’s never been thin- so i’ll just let this photo speak for itself, as it’s the highlight (lowlight?) for me from today’s shein escapade
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I am so so so so so late to the train but I just started listening to her music and I am obsessed now. What a shame she looks like this though. I do truly admire what she's done for pop music, how much more experimental she was really changed what people thought was pop, and what could be "popular."
 
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I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time she shows up at an event in a tasteless Shein outfit, so I wonder why that keeps happening given her fortune and (ex-)persona. I understand not wanting to spend an unnecessary amount of money on things just because you're rich, but Shein? At least support a local business or something. And have some class.

Then again, maybe the dress isn't from Shein? Their pieces of clothing aren't original designs, I think, so maybe she got it from some place else and Shein happened to copy the design. Still tacky, nonetheless.
 
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I was literally raging at my boyfriend about this yesterday 😂 shoving my phone under his face going "look at this dress, look at how it rides up her thighs, this is literally a £3 dress, why??" The woman is worth $30 million and she goes out like this. She's so disproportionate as well, her boobs are small and floppy whilst she has this extended round gut and thighs of a javelin thrower, I will never understand why so many people refuse to dress for their bodies. Especially someone who has had the luxury of entire teams for 10 years helping them look as beautiful as LDR used to. She either didn't learn anything, or she's actively trashing her image or, she's had a breakdown. I can't work out which, I just watch open mouthed as she unveils the next monstrosity.

Also, her hair....It's 50 shades of brown, black, red, it looks like when I box dyed my hair at 15 and the colour started to wash out.

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You know its baaad when you make Olivia Rodrigo look skinny :speechless:
 
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Not that she ever was SG skinny anyways but damn, what a downfall... She had so much more charisma, elegance and class /:

And people are still wondering why im obsessed with being skinny lol
(These are from 2011-2012)
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